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This is the transcript page for the Bloody Radio interviews.
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| DJ Met | Heeey, hi there! Morning! Good day! Good evening! |
| DJ Met | Time for Underworld Broadcasting Bloody Radio with your ghost host, DJ Met! Today's guest is - tadah! Miss Yosafire! Wooooo! *clap clap clap* |
| Yosafire | YEAH!!!! .....Hm?! Who?! |
| DJ Met | Just a passin' DJ! ♪ |
| Yosafire | Oh, huh! Okay, Ms. Passin' DJ!
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| DJ Met | Now, how was The Gray Garden? Yosafire, your thoughts! |
| Yosafire | Eh?! What thoughts?! Can't really think of much... |
| DJ Met | Whaaa?! Nothin' at all?! |
| Yosafire | Nope!!! |
| DJ Met | NOTHIN'?! We're broadcasting live, y'know! Say somethin', please! |
| Yosafire | Ehhh...? Well... Froze! I love yooou!! |
| DJ Met | That's not news!! |
| Yosafire | Bwahahahaha! |
| DJ Met | Ugh! God!
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| DJ Met | ...Ahem! Well then, we'll be taking your questions now! |
| DJ Met | Our first question is...! From Wharf Roach of Shijimi Village! Yosafire, please tell us what type of man you like! .....Whew! |
| Yosafire | Huh...? Type of man...? Yeah, but I don't have any interests besides Froze. |
| DJ Met | Clearly!! |
| Yosafire | But there is a type I hate! Flamey demons wearing shades. Die! I'll kick you in the nuts! |
| DJ Met | WHOAAAAA!!! DANGEROOOOOUS!!! |
| Yosafire | Hehehe... |
| DJ Met | You're lovey-dovey with Froze, eh? |
| Yosafire | Course! We're friends sworn in love, so...! |
| DJ Met | Boy, I'm jealous! Though I have someone myself... She's always punching me and stomping on me and pulling out my organs... And cracking my skull and drowning me in the sea and using me as a sandbag... AND she never acknowledges my feelings! I've got a ways to go!! |
| Yosafire | H-Hold on, what kinda person have you fallen for here??
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| DJ Met | Alright! Next question! From Whale Killer! Yosafire, what's your favorite food? That's it! Yosafire, whaddya like? |
| Yosafire | Smelt. |
| DJ Met | Hold on, you never once said that during the game! |
| Yosafire | No I didn't!! |
| DJ Met | You should've!!! |
| Yosafire | No!!!!
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| DJ Met | ...Ahem! Now, next question go! From Barfie! Why is your name Yosafire, Yosafire? |
| DJ Met | .......... |
| Yosafire | .......... |
| DJ Met | .......... |
| Yosafire | .......... |
| DJ Met | Yoga Fi- |
| Yosafire | No!!! Not it!!!! |
| DJ Met | Then what is it?! |
| Hasunoha | It came to me in a dream. |
| Yosafire | Master Hasunoha!! |
| DJ Met | So it seems!! |
| Yosafire | Yeah, that's it!
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| DJ Met | So, next question! From Hemorrhoidio! Tell us how your romance with Froze began! |
| Yosafire | Ah, it was at the beach when I was young... |
| DJ Met | Now, let's see the next question!!! |
| Yosafire | Ahhhhh! What?!?
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| DJ Met | This'll be the last one! From Scrotum Bugs! What's everyone doing now? Well, what ARE they doing? Did they all die? |
| Yosafire | No they didn't!!! We're pretty much living normal days again! ♪ |
| DJ Met | Ah, I'd love to rain five billion cockroaches on that world... |
| Yosafire | What's even with you?! |
| DJ Met | I am become one who adores beating people to death. |
| Yosafire | B... Beat to death...? Who do you want to kill? |
| DJ Met | Aaanybody! ♪ |
| Yosafire | Aghhhhhhhhhh!!! This person's crazyyyyy!!! |
| DJ Met | Maybe I'll beat you to death! Yes! That's good! I'll do that! |
| Yosafire | ?! Wait, what?!?! |
| DJ Met | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
| Yosafire | WYOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
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| DJ Met | Oh! Looks like we're out of time! |
| Yosafire | Why are YOU bleeding after you punched me?! |
| DJ Met | This is sweat. |
| Yosafire | Ahhhh, this person's crazy!! Fuh-roooooze...!
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| DJ Met | Well, Yosafire! A final word to the players, if you please! |
| Yosafire | I don't like violence!! |
| DJ Met | That's it for Bloody Radio! This has been DJ Met and Yosafire! See you next week! ♪ |
| Yosafire | Next week? |
| DJ Met | Maybe not!! Bye-byeee! |
| Yosafire | Baaah-byeee!!! |
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| DJ Met | Heeey, hi there! Morning! Good day! Good evening! |
| DJ Met | Time for Underworld Broadcasting Bloody Radio with your ghost host, DJ Met! ♪ |
| Wadanohara | Today's guest is - tadah! Miss Wadanohara! |
| DJ Met | Wooooo! *clap clap clap* |
| Wadanohara | H-Hello! |
| DJ Met | So, how was the game? Wadanohara, your thoughts! |
| Wadanohara | I... It was an ordeal... In many ways. |
| DJ Met | I'll bet! I would've ha-a-ated it! |
| Wadanohara | Y-Yes... |
| DJ Met | But I mean, if it were me, I would've gone straight to killin' that Sal guy! |
| DJ Met | Got a faceful of salmon meuniere, know what I'm sayin'! |
| Wadanohara | H-Hahaha... |
| DJ Met | Nyahahahaaah! |
| Wadanohara | ..... |
| DJ Met | ..... |
| Wadanohara | ..... |
| DJ Met | ..... Hey Wadanohara, don't tell me you're nervous? |
| Wadanohara | Gulp. |
| DJ Met | It's fiiiine! Relaaax and have some fun! |
| Wadanohara | S-Sorry... It's my first time doing anything like this... |
| DJ Met | Eh?! No no no! Don't apologize, now! |
| DJ Met | More like I should be apologizin' for snatchin' up your first time, Wadanohara! |
| DJ Met | Should've gone to that Samekichi guy, am I right! ♪ Eh? Eh? First time?! |
| Wadanohara | ...? |
| DJ Met | Right! Feelin' guilty about lewd jokes with the innocent kid, SO! Let's go! To! The! Next!! |
| Wadanohara | ??? |
| DJ Met | Alright, moving into the rapid-fire Q&A part of the program! |
| DJ Met | Our first question isss! From snowman! |
| DJ Met | Wadanohara, what's your favorite food? |
| DJ Met | That's it! Wadanohara, waddya like? |
| Wadanohara | Eh? Food? Hmm... |
| Wadanohara | Er... I like candy. Oh, wait, does that count...? |
| DJ Met | Maaan, Wadanohara, such a girl! Girl power off the charts! Magic power also off the charts! |
| Wadanohara | Ehh? |
| DJ Met | Alrighty, next question! From Ibreathefire! |
| DJ Met | Tell us your hobbies, Wadanohara! |
| DJ Met | Whatcha got as a hobby, Wadanohara? |
| Wadanohara | Hobbies? Hmm. I draw sometimes, and read... |
| Wadanohara | Also... b-birdwatching. |
| DJ Met | Why birds?! |
| Wadanohara | I-I just kinda like it... Especially ducks... |
| DJ Met | Duuucks?! |
| Wadanohara | Ducks are cute... ♪ |
| DJ Met | You're cuter! |
| Wadanohara | ?! |
| DJ Met | ... A-hem! Moving on! This one's from S!T!N! |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| Wadanohara | ....................? |
| DJ Met | Gross question so let's skip it! |
| Wadanohara | G-Gross? |
| DJ Met | Next one up! From Raw-Ham Shop! |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| DJ Met | This one's just pervy too!!!! |
| DJ Met | What the hell's with you all?! I'll beat your damn faces in!! |
| Wadanohara | Eh?! Y-Yikes! Puh-please calm down! |
| DJ Met | Okay. |
| Wadanohara | ?! |
| DJ Met | Okay, next! This one's from Loves People (Meat)! |
| DJ Met | If you don't mind, please go out with me. |
| DJ Met | Hey, who is this guy?! |
| Wadanohara | E... ehh?! |
| DJ Met | 'Cause you should go out with me! Love ya, girl! |
| Wadanohara | ?! |
| DJ Met | Ah, but... I've got... Hmm... mumble mumble... |
| Wadanohara | Er, umm... |
| ??? | Stop right there!! |
| DJ Met | Eh? |
| Wadanohara | Ah? |
| Samekichi | Hah!! |
| DJ Met | ?! |
| Wadanohara | ?!?! S-Samekichi?! |
| Samekichi | Why you! Don't put any more weird stuff into Wadanohara's head! |
| Wadanohara | S-Samekichi! Calm down! |
| DJ Met | .....Uhhh... |
| Samekichi | DJ or whatever you are... You won't lay a finger on her!! |
| Wadanohara | Samekichi! She hasn't done anything that bad! |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| DJ Met | Why, you... |
| Samekichi | Oh? |
| DJ Met | Where do you think this is? |
| Samekichi | Who cares! |
| DJ Met | This... is a holy place. Only me and my quests are allowed in here... |
| Samekichi | So what?! |
| DJ Met | YoooOOooOOOUUUU!! You don't understand what you've DONE!! |
| DJ Met | You cocky little fish... I must enact judgement! |
| Samekichi | Huh? Try me. |
| DJ Met | .................... |
| DJ Met | Heyyy, Wadanohara? ♪ |
| Wadanohara | Wah?! U-Uh, yes? |
| DJ Met | I've got a faaavor to ask. ♪ Lemme just possess you for a sec. ♪ |
| Wadanohara | Ehh? |
| Samekichi | Huhh?!? |
| DJ Met | Pleeease! ♪ Just a sec! Just one second! |
| Wadanohara | O-Only for a second...? W-Well... |
| DJ Met | Really?! Yaaay! Hooraaaaay!!!! |
| Samekichi | Wadanohara, what're you saying?! Don't do that!! |
| Wadanohara | Ehh?! B-But... She said just a sec... |
| Samekichi | No no no no!!! |
| DJ Met | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She agreed!! AGREEEEEED!! |
| Samekichi | ?!?!?!?!?! |
| Wadanohara | !!! |
| Samekichi | WADANOHARAAAAAA!!!! |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| Samekichi | .................... |
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| Samekichi | .................... |
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| Samekichi | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| Samekichi | W-Wadanohara? |
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| Samekichi | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| Samekichi | .................... |
| Wadanohara (DJ Met) | YAHOOOOO!!!!! |
| Samekichi | ? ! |
| Wadanohara (DJ Met) | Ahahahaha!! |
| Wadanohara (DJ Met) | Die, dieeeee!!!!! |
| Samekichi | AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................... |
| Wadanohara | .................Eh? |
| Samekichi | .................... |
| Wadanohara | WHAAAAAAAA?!?! |
| DJ Met | Ting! |
| Wadanohara | Whaaaa?! Samekichi?! SAMEKICHIIIIIIIIII!!!!! |
| DJ Met | Ah, much better. ♪ |
| Wadanohara | ?! Why are you bleeding?! |
| DJ Met | This is sweat. |
| Wadanohara | Ehh?! ...S-Samekichi?! Samekichi!! |
| DJ Met | Oh! Looks like we're out of time! |
| DJ Met | Well, Wadanohara! A final word to the players, if you please! |
| Wadanohara | Samekichi!! Get up!!! |
| DJ Met | ..... |
| DJ Met | Okay! That's it for Bloody Radio! |
| DJ Met | This has been DJ Met and Wadanohara! |
| DJ Met | See you next week! ♪ |
| Wadanohara | Next week? |
| DJ Met | Maybe not!! |
| DJ Met | Bye-byeee! |
| Wadanohara | SAMEKICHIIII!!!! |
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| DJ Met | Heey, hi there! Morning! Good day! Good evening! |
| Met | Time for Underworld Broadcasting Bloody Radio with your ghost host, DJ Met! ♪ |
| DJ Met | Today's guest is - tadah! The bro-cestuous high school girl, Yonaka Kurai! |
| DJ Met | Wooooo! *clap clap clap* |
| Yonaka Kurai | Ehehe... Hello... (Bro-cestuous...?) |
| DJ Met | Alright! So how was it, Yonaka?! Thoughts on Mogeko Castle! |
| Yonaka Kurai | To be honest, I never want to appear in another one of these again. |
| DJ Met | I'LLLLL BET!!! |
| DJ Met | Oh, but don't worry! Gaiden's gonna be even crueler and take even more from ya!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | ?! |
| DJ Met | That aside! I actually made a li'l cameo in this game! |
| DJ Met | Didja notice me?! |
| DJ Met | Plus some other guys, but hey, y'know... ★ |
| Yonaka Kurai | No, hold on... Gaiden? What... I didn't... hear about... eh...?? |
| DJ Met | Alright! Moving into the rapid-fire Q&A part of the program! |
| DJ Met | Our first question isss! From M-san of K Prefecture! |
| DJ Met | Hmm... "Please tell us Yonaka's favorite type of man"... Whew! |
| DJ Met | Yonaka! Whaddya say to that? |
| Yonaka Kurai | Brother. |
| DJ Met | Yikes! So much bro-cest!! Guh-rooooosssss!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Aren't you being a bit cruel?! |
| DJ Met | Not so much if it's true, eh? ★ |
| Yonaka Kurai | Um, well, look! |
| DJ Met | Right, moving on! Frow Lewdie!
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| DJ Met | Uhh... "Please tell us Yonaka's first romance"... Oh-HOH!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Brother. |
| DJ Met | Seriously that's incest! You big dummy! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Y-You have the wrong idea! It's pure love! |
| DJ Met | And ain't love all about motive?! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Wrong again!! |
| DJ Met | Ahahahahahaha! Right, "pure incest" it is! Ya brainless idiot! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Weaaaaahhh!! |
| DJ Met | Right, from I Love Panties! |
| DJ Met | "Please tell us Yonaka's favorite person"... |
| Yonaka Kurai | B |
| DJ Met | We know it's yer stinkin' brother!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Is that wrong?! Hmph! |
| DJ Met | Who said that? Nyahahaha! ★ |
| DJ Met | Right, how about we look at different sorts of questions?! |
| DJ Met | Maybe give you a ghost of a chance! Nyahaha! ★ |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| DJ Met | Ahem, from Hashasky! |
| DJ Met | "Why was Yonaka chosen as the protagonist of this game?"... |
| DJ Met | ... |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| DJ Met | Uh? Who cares!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Huh?! What the?!?! |
| DJ Met | Don't go askin' me that stuff! I couldn't care less!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | That's cruel! You're so cruel!!! |
| DJ Met | Shaddup, ya hopeless bromantic!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | You should apologize to brother-lovers all over Japan!! |
| DJ Met | Oh, so you acknowledge it! |
| Yonaka Kurai | WEAAAAAHHHH!! |
| DJ Met | ...Oh yeah! I've gone to mess around at Mogeko Castle from time to time... |
| DJ Met | And since I'm not weak like you, I can murder those Mogekos so easy! ★ |
| Yonaka Kurai | Well, I'm only human! What do you expect of me?!? |
| DJ Met | Probably nothin', dummy!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Y-You're MEEEEEAN! |
| DJ Met | But so hey, Yonaka... |
| Yonaka Kurai | Yes? |
| DJ Met | Why DO you like your bro so much? |
| Yonaka Kurai | E-Eh?! W-Why...? Oh gosh... ♥ |
| DJ Met | "Oh gosh... ♥" ain't gonna cut it! You big nincompooooop!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | GYAAAAAAHH!!! |
| DJ Met | Eh? What? What?? |
| Yonaka Kurai | You're bleeding a lot!!! |
| DJ Met | Ohh, this! Happens sometimes. It's basically sweat I guess??? |
| Yonaka Kurai | Waaah! You're all so weird!! |
| DJ Met | Says the bromancer!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | It's perfectly normal! |
| DJ Met | 'Sides, you've seen tonsa blood! Ain't you used to it now? ♪ |
| Yonaka Kurai | W-Well... It kind of numbed me to it... |
| DJ Met | Then get a load of this!!!
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| Yonaka Kurai | H-Hey, what're you doing?! Stop! |
| DJ Met | Blech, that's some dirty blood! ♪ |
| Yonaka Kurai | *Pant , pant*... G-geez! You're reminding me of Moge-ko! |
| DJ Met | Ohh, that nutcase! |
| Yonaka Kurai | She was really frightening... |
| DJ Met | Yeah, I've been attacked in one of her frenzies too! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Ehh? What happened? |
| DJ Met | I ran!!!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | I figured!! |
| DJ Met | ...Ahem! Back to questions now! From Flutterby! |
| DJ Met | "Why does Yonaka cover one eye?"... |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| DJ Met | Well, why??? |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| Yonaka Kurai | To look... to look like... brother. |
| DJ Met | Guuuuugh! This is beyond gross, this is physically sickening!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | You're so rude! Hmph! |
| DJ Met | How much can ya love the guy?! Gross! GROSS!! |
| Yonaka Kurai | I-I can't help liking him a lot, okay! |
| DJ Met | But ain't covering one eye dangerous when you ride a bike? |
| Yonaka Kurai | I don't ride a bike... |
| DJ Met | Well don't worry! I do, so you can ride in back! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Oh, how promising... |
| DJ Met | ...Yeesh, prattlin' about stupid stuff, we're almost out of time! |
| Yonaka Kurai | (That's your fault...) |
| DJ Met | Yonaka! A final word to the players, if you please! |
| Yonaka Kurai | Ehh?! Er... |
| Yonaka Kurai | Everyone, thank you very much for playing Mogeko Castle! ♪ |
| DJ Met | ... |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| DJ Met | ... |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... |
| DJ Met | Wait is that it? |
| Yonaka Kurai | The game was too horrible for me to say anything more. |
| DJ Met | Right you are!! Nyahahahahaha!! |
| DJ Met | Okay! That's it for Bloody Radio! This has been DJ Met and Yonaka Kurai! ♪ |
| DJ Met | See you next week! ♪ |
| Yonaka Kurai | What's next week? |
| DJ Met | Who knows!!! |
| DJ Met | Bye-byeee! ♪ |
| Yonaka Kurai | ... Bye-byeee. |
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| Transcripts | ||
| Games | Garden Gray The · Mogeko Castle · The Gray Garden · Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea | |
| Manga | Obsolete Dream | |
| Animations | Ice Scream · Poison Bugs · The Sun's Curse | |
| Various | Bloody Radio | |