User:HRBM



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Obsessed with Kagamine Len and VOCALOID for years. Beware: I am a certified Lenfag.

Also obsessed with Tsurugigozen, and is ready to pounce on DSP for not updating Obsolete Dream, because DAMN IT, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MAH HUSBANDO.

That said... nice to meet you~

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I am always looking to improve myself, and am very accepting of constructive criticism. Should there be complaints over my work here, please feel free to tell me so I will be able to improve on whatever subject it may be!

Thank you beforehand, and good luck to you all!


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Ren (蓮) is a n oarfishGodhybrid bowl of sentient macaroni and cheese. They serve as a major character in their own life, a supporting character in life itself, and have appeared numerous times in the Comments section.

Personality=Impulsive, competitive to a fault, and riddled with melodrama makes Ren both a good and bad supporter to any cause they devote themselves to. They have a particularly bad habit of malingering to get out of chores and escape whatever responsibilities they have, and has a silver tongue to act as backup should their first plan fail or backfire on them. They have absolutely no tolerance for those who scorn intelligence, and will ironically act like an idiot in hopes that such people will leave them be. They are a misanthrope, and have genuine hatred toward a good majority of mankind.

Beneath all that, they are peculiar and overly curious; having a tendency to stop everything they are doing at the moment just to watch or think about whatever it is that catches their interest whilst disregarding everything around them. They are crafty and creative, often using these traits as an advantage, and have been seen writing, drawing, and designing things in their lonesome. They can be overbearing and overprotective to those they care for, and has a foul disposition should those people be tampered with in a negative manner. They are mellow and open-minded, never having presented any signs of prejudice and bigotry for all species–with the special exception of humans.


 * -|Quotes=
 * “Hinga dinga durgen!” (Celebrating Lief Erickson Day or basically every other day when they're in a good mood.)


 * "Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you. And believe me, my dear, the second one is hardly ever good."(To their friend.)


 * “Puppies. They make the world go around, man. No matter how big or how old they get, they are still puppies. And they make the world go ‘round.” (To themselves, each time someone says they don't like dogs and puppies.)


 * "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?" (To their little brother.)


 * ''"DANG IT, YUKI!!!" (To Yuki, whenever her jokes come true in the worst way possible.)


 * -|Trivia=

The things written here are unfortunately true

 * Their name, "Ren", is of Japanese origins, and has the kanji for "Lotus".


 * They prefer animals and plants to anything else, and will exhibit an entirely different front in the face of these creatures.


 * They like to carry puppies in a special pouch on their clothing.


 * They are able to befriend dogs on a whim, earning the title of "The Dog Mumbler".


 * They like to collect Kagamine Len merchandise and VOCALOID voicebanks.


 * 90% of the music in their computer are Kagamine Len songs.


 * They're not very sturdy, and get sick relatively easily.


 * They are prone to repeating what others say back to them.


 * They have poor memory, and need constant reminding to do something.

 'PROVEN FALSE AS OF JANUARY 1st, 2017, FISHES!!!'
 * It is currently a running gag in the Wiki that they never seem to achieve the Badge-luckyedit.png badge.


 * It is also a running gag that Ren have never scored a ship with Tsurugigozen in A Bystander's  Crack Ship Generator.
 * -|Those I Respect Here=

A Bystander
I am reverent toward him. Despite my shortcomings and faults here, he has been very supportive, and for that, I am grateful. A respectable individual from what I've seen; best not badmouth him or do anything funny. I won't react to it kindly.

But if you've been a bad noodle on the Wikia, well...

*shines flashlight on my face ominously*

May Bystander have mercy on your soul.

*turns off flashlight* --- 

This Guy...
...

Ugh...

I have more or less a... love-hate friendship with Deserve. A pervert at best, but he gets things done and is suave (don't read into this...) and approachable. I owe it to him that I've grown accustomed to socializing with the other Users here. He's the one who said that I am... ah, cold and blunt as all heck, therefore I've hopefully improved my social skills since then. Aside from that, he is the one who kept pushing me in the right path when I first started here. Without his encouraging words and quirky disposition, perhaps I wouldn't have stuck here for as long as I have. So yes, he is... my buddy.

...

Wipe that grin off your face.

Seriously, though: Don't mess with him. I will destroy you. --- 

Yuki
Arguably my favourite person to speak with on the Wikia. She's a nice young woman who talks to me here almost daily, something I very much like and enjoy. Long story short: My fangirl-fanboy partner on Chat. She's the second person I could instantly get along with rather well on the Wikia from the very moment I made her acquaintance (and that is a very big achievement for me).

Do something bad to her and I will verbally assault you.


 * -|Status Updates=


 * -|Personal Opinions on Favourite Characters

Tsurugigozen
I wish to have this beautiful seraph as my husband. I’ve been obsessing over you for a long while. F*ckin’ get an information update already. ---

Wodahs
I wish to have this beautiful angel as my wife. #WaifuMaterialNumeroUno ---

Justim
Dad…

Holy Father of all, Holy Father is hot. Too righteous for this world. You're all heathens.

If I were a DSP character, he’d be my God. ---

Tatsumiya
Mom.

She’s just so pretty... MOTHER, PLEASE DO NOT BE SAD ANY LONGER! YOUR CHILD HAS ARRIVED! ---

Vicers
Beloved Uncle.

Don't worry, uncle Vicers; nephew Ren will protect you. You need n't be frightened ever again. *pat, pat* ---

Lavinrac
Take heart, for I shall be a loyal underling to you, my Lord. ---

Fukami
Please be my big brother... you’re so cool... especially your future version... ---

Sherbet
You seem like a good angel to be my brother O7O)/ --bad judgment skills ---

Lost
I hope you make good apple pie, brother. ---

Licorice
Please let me be your Uncle. Or older brother, at least. ---

Hanseless
I wish to be your older brother also. ---

Macarona & Macaroni
I wish to adopt both you and your genderbend and treat you two as my own. ---

Froze & Froze
Ditto. ---

Tsuribari
Son... ---

Stella
Daughter... ---

Egmont
Most dedicated son(?). ---

Rosemary
The daughter that will make you poor and broke beyond belief, but loves you regardless. ---

Lasafam
That one child who will rebel against you no matter what you do. Son, why must you hurt me so. ---

Yosafire & Yosafire
Niece and nephew who shall adore me. ADORE ME, I TELL YOU!! ADORE ME!!! ---

Rawberry & Rawberrya
Niece and nephew who shall be spoiled rotten. ---

Chelan & Chelan
Niece and nephew to whom I shall be the most protective of. ---

Anten
UNCLE!!! *gets murdered ---

Madhata
Why is a raven like a writing desk, Uncle? ---

Maekami
The guy I run to first whenever something bad happens. ---

Yukisada
Also the guy I run to whenever something bad happens.

Must... protect... from... everything... HOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! [Insert anime transformation sequence here]

Please make me some hot cocoa, as well! 8( O7O)8 ---

Envi
He seems great at parties O7O)b *gets hit by a brick

I wish for him to be my best bro, though he probably wouldn’t like me very much, haha. ...ha. ---

Alela
We can be bros and talk about perverted nonsense, and I can rub about having Wodahs as a wife in your face. ---

Helica
Drinking buddies! Most likely would stick around even if she complains about her job. Despite everything, I respect her. ---

Hazad
He's undead, he's got the hair, he's got the coat, he's got the eye bandages–What more do you want?

Dude, be my best friend. We can be floatybuds. Unless you can’t float, that is... In which case, we can be deadbuds instead. Because I'm dead inside. ---

Suzkilli
I may not know much about you, but I feel that we will get along great. ---

Hibuki
Also don’t know much about you, but you seem like a great guy to hang out with~! ---

Sullivan
Don't worry, buddy. I have a rebellious child, too. Let us suffer together as bros. *brofists Sullivan but ends up hitting his face ---

Odea
......... *clings Buddyyyyyyyyyy... @q@) ---

Raspbel
Waifu, but alas, we are not meant to be, for we are both cannibals; you eat other demons, and I... I eat other macaronis. *sobs ---

Peraco
Crush. Very relatable. ---

Ater
Crush, but she won’t know what a crush is if it hits her square in the face with a brick. ---

Arbus
Ditto. ---

Eclair
Potential shiptease. ---

Old
Thinks he’s kinda hot, but no, I won’t admit it, because PRIDE!!! ---

Lowrie
EY YO, WADDUP, TEACH’!? *gets expelled

Also thinks you're hot. ---

Taffy
EY YO, WADDUP- ...acquaintance. *gets murdered again ---

Ivlis
I had no particular attachment to you before... but after seeing things from your point of view, I’ve come to gradually open up to you.

DUDE, I LOVE YOU! YOU NEED TO BE PROTECTED! ---

Hidou
Not sure what I like about him, but Phew. ---

Dokugai
Again, I have no idea what the deal is, but I like him just for the heck of it. Also, some of those piercings are actually cool-looking.

Memorable Conversations
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Milestones 2016 =


 * -|Milestones 2017 =

Music
So... do you want to hear some music?

I'm sure you must be tired after contributing to the Wikia, so I thought you'd might like to listen to these... Ahh, but... I'll leave you to decide. It's best to go in order, and with headphones or earphones if you have them~

Kagamine Len (鏡音レン) = I'm not finished yet, as you can see from the incomplete VBs. ---

Non-DSP RPG Maker Games
These are some of my most favourite RPG Maker games outside of Deep-Sea Prisoner's works. I hope you'd enjoy them as much as I did. END ROLL --- At the Tale End --- Alice mare


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... This is the end of the line. Beyond this point is > My Sandbox.